Daddy, How Did The Indians Get To America ?

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DADDY, HOW DID THE INDIANS GET TO AMERICA?

Gen. 10:8-10; Gen. 11:1-9

Old Nimrod said, “Man, I’ve got power!
Gonna’ hire me a crew and build me a tower!
I’ll build it wide and I’ll build it high
And I’ll stand on top and grab a handful of sky!”

But God looked down from His heavenly throne,
Said, “Looks like Nimrod ain’t one of my own.
His tower is getting up mighty high,
But just you watch when I blink my eye!”

Gen 11:7 Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech.

Then God, he blinked, and Nimrod said,
“Sooda racky daddy and lots of bread!”
The foreman asked, “What’s that you say?
These men all get a raise today?”

The bricklayer, he ran out of mud,
And said to the hod-carrier, “fricasseed spud!.”
The hod-carrier picked up a mortarboard
And threw it, shouting, “Dingle whang bu gord!”

The water boy dropped his big old bucket,
And said “ Puyallup soux osage Nantucket.”
They couldn’t talk together or pay the bills,
So they all pulled stakes and headed for the hills.

To the North, the South, the East and West,
Each went with the group they understood best.
They each settled down, far from the others
And soon forgot they once were brothers.

Gen 10:25 And unto Eber were born two sons: the name of one was Peleg; for in his days was the earth divided;

When God saw them settled, each in his land,
He said “ Now’s the time to wave my hand.”
He waved it once, and the earth, it trembled,
And each piece broke off, where men were assembled.

The Indian, the African and the Chinaman too,
Each rode off on his land like a big canoe.
None of ‘em really understood
That others still lived with the same kind of blood,

So when the red man looked on the white man’s brow,
That’s why the greeting, in puzzlement, “HOW?!”
Now you know the Indian’s history
And how they got here, is no longer a mystery!

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