LAPTOP
An old man ponders a brand new toy,
such as he never dreamed of as a little boy.
Then, a five cent tablet was a wonderful treasure,
And gave him hours of creative pleasure.
He has travelled since over many trails;
Long before PC's, webs and E mails.
He learned to type on Oliver # 9
And thought he had arrived and was doing fine.
Then came a portable Underwood;
A brand new machine, My! That was good.
It soon wore out, too many stencils,
But he was too sophisticated to go back to pencils.
Then I.B.M.'s with features galore
Entered with pride, then went out the door.
Next came the electronic with multiple fonts;
Surely this was the answer to all of his wants.
Then he realized that paper was piling up fast;
He conceded a computer was needed at last.
He got the whole works including scanner and printer
and proceeded to work several summers and winters.
The first one wore out and along came another,
with more bells and whistles, technology did smother.
Now along comes the laptop, puts them all in the shade.
It's really a 'duzie', but he's somewhat afraid.
It's got lots of features and many surprises.
But what are they for? One only surmises.
He needs to make changes and says 'maybe this'l!
And somewhere in Kansas it launches a missle.
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Tuesday, August 03, 2004
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4 comments:
Ha! you must not be all that old since your memories did not include crushed berry ink on the walls of the cave. But I can sympathize with your fear of accidentally launching a missle when you hit a key. Everytime I touch this thing I fear I am going to blow something or someone up.
Hank Wyatt
Tuscon
Though I never used berry juice on a cave wall, my first church bulletin was printed using hectagraph gelatin in a cookie sheet! you cant get much more primitve than that! This new laptop is still somewhat intimidating. freddie
Progress! Who would have thought a few years ago that we would one day be able to publish ourselves almost instantly and have our work seen by poeple around the world. The gelatin in a cookie sheet printing sounds interesting. I think I'll research it and see if my students can duplicate the process as a class project.
Teri Dunlop
Teri,Sure hope you are able to find the gelatin, special pencils and carbon paper needed for the project. please keep us posted. Almost makes me wish I was a kid again and could be there.
freddie
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